Oh yes, it’s Independence Day…which we sometimes commemorate over here as “Fil-American Friendship Day” (much to the annoyance of certain radical sectors of society).
Medyong me konting namang lungkot rito dahil day off (at di ako makasali sa double pay sa office ko!!!)
Nevertheless, we just have to take off our hats to Uncle Sam for what they have given to us (and the world at large)
- Walt Disney
For turning family entertainment into the new touchstone for global domination
- (tie) McDonald’s/Wendy’s/Burger King
For turning childhood obesity into the new touchstone for global domination
- American Football
Well, at least Aussies don’t needs helmets and padding when tossing that pigskin around!!!
- Dumb-asses elected to public office
- Captain America
To paraphrase APO Hiking Society‘s “American Junk”,
“…repeat after me, say apple
Blue jeans – they have followed us from the days of frontier cowboys through generations of teenage rebels, disco divas, punkers, ravers and so forth.
- Country Music
‘coz there’s nothing more American than a lonely trucker crying in his beer while some dude in a Stetson croons in the background
‘coz there’s nothing more American than an 18-wheeler dominating a long stretch of open road
- Chili con carne
Dig in – enjoy your Fourth of July!!!